Bluebeards challenges Hulk Hogan to a ‘shave off’

Posted by Nick Gibbens on February 13, 2012 · Posted in Manly things 

North American media is reporting that Hulk Hogan will shave off his legendary moustache for a “couple million bucks”.

The former WWE wrestler revealed a few days ago that he was considering losing his iconic facial hair to boost his movie career.

616px Hulk Hogan 300x292 Bluebeards challenges Hulk Hogan to a shave off

Hulk is famous for his legendary 'Mo'. Image taken from http://www.dod.mil/news/Aug2005/20050822_2505.html

Since making the revelation, the 58-year-old star has been contacted by a number of leading grooming companies who want to pay to film him making the cut.

And we can officially announce that we are throwing our dark blue hat into the ring. Hulk is what we like to call a Real Man, someone who fears nothing and will go that extra mile to achieve his goals and aspirations.

The Hulkster embraces everything the Bluebeards represents – he stands for the less than conventional approach to life, cocking a snoot at the nanny state and the madness that is the bureaucratic balls ache of endless red tape and over the top health and safety clap trap.

Hulk showed these qualities at Wrestlemania 3 when he body slammed the 520lb Andre the Giant, a feat which has never been surpassed.

But Hulk if you would rather shave your ‘Mo’ off with a tin of fluffy super market foam or perhaps some super expensive, designer label concoction more akin to face cream than a shaving preparation for real men, then we will understand.

However, we feel you need a shaving solution that is designed for a ‘real men’. So the question remains, Hulk, are you man enough for Bluebeards? Please let us know?


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