This new product from The Bluebeards Revenge is exactly what is says on the .......packaging. Our customers told us they were fed up with undersized soaps, so we've decided to come up with a bumper size, proper bar of manly soap designed for real blokes. And here it is.
Directions For Use: Incredibly the law says we need to instruct you in the art of using soap so here goes - rub all over your body to create a fine lather then rinse off. This is a fine opportunity to check the family jewels for lumps and bumps so go right ahead and have a good firtle! If you find anything unusual on the nuttage please refer to your physician straight away.
Warning: Do not eat this soap even if your mother reckons you deserve it! If you get suds in your eyes rinse out with cold water.
Ingredients: Aqua, glycerin, sodium stearate, propylene glycol, sorbitol, sodium laurate, sodium laureth sulphate, disodium lauryl sulfosuccinate, parfum, sodium chloride, stearic acid, lauric acid, pentasodium pentetate, tetrasodium etidronate. Parfum contains: Coumarin, benzyl benzoate, hydroxyisohexyl3-carboxaldehyde, limonene, linalool. Colour: CI 42090.
Product code: BBRSOAP