Blue Beards of the world unite! Make your mark, have your say and strut your stuff on our new TV channel and earn big prizes into the bargain.
To coincide with the launch of their revolutionary new shaving cream The Bluebeards Revenge™, the Blue Beards team have decided to go on air and proclaim the merits of The Bluebeards Revenge™ from the roof tops - or on YouTube at least!
Millions of men all over the world share a common problem - that tough stubble that seems to defy the attentions of every shaving cream or foam and blunts the edge of the keenest razor. Do you endure the morning misery of tackling your "Blue Beard" with inadequate products designed for the bum fluff brigade? Do you get to the point where your face is on fire after an abortive attempt to produce a result that will last beyond afternoon tea? Are you fed up to the back teeth with a 5 O'clock shadow appearing before lunch?
Are you using a tin of fluffy super market foam or perhaps some super expensive, designer label concoction more akin to girly face cream than a shaving preparation for real men? If so you should know better - these guys are only interested in flogging you nancy boy products at massive margins - you need a shaving solution designed for Blue-Beards by fellow sufferers! We can't help being charged up with beard inducing testosterone that produces sand paper tough stubble that can cut glass - but we can choose a shaving solution that works! Designed by a dyed in the wool, real life, Blue-Beard who was bored to death with being a Desperate Dan look-alike. The Bluebeards Revenge™ is perhaps the world's finest shaving solution - designed for Real Men!
The Bluebeards Revenge™ is all about a really great shave with a scientifically proven, stubble reducing ingredient. But we also stand for the less than conventional approach to life, cocking a snoot at the nanny state and the madness that is the bureaucratic balls ache of endless red tape and over the top health and safety clap trap. We are proud to be standing on our own (shaving) soap box and flicking the odd "V" at those who take themselves so seriously they disappear neatly up their own backsides.
Latest on Bluebeards TV
Britain's Manliest Man, Sacha Harding, stars in a Bluebeards Revenge TV commercial. The video sees Sacha, the 6'3" Bedford Blues flanker, working out in the gym before getting a 'sexy shave' by two young ladies.
Bluebeards TV Needs YOU!
Bluebeards TV is our platform for free speech and Real Men and we need your help! Could you create a spoof TV advert, news item, piece of artwork or perhaps an "Infomercial" and load it up to Bluebeards TV?
There are no real rules - be as creative and insubordinate as you like. All we ask is that you incorporate The Bluebeards Revenge™ concept, logo and "couldn't give a flying fig" and "cobblers to the lot of you meddling sonsabitches!" approach to life. We simply demand that your submissions are as crazy as you dare just as long as no real animals are hurt in the making of your piece. Perhaps you could shave with The Bluebeards Revenge™ whilst freefalling from 30,000ft or maybe at the summit of Everest? Where exactly is the most daring and interesting place you can place your Bluebeards Revenge™ sticker? Use your imagination guys - remember we are Real Men!
Prizes Galore!
Needless to say we don't expect you to risk life and limb without a reward! For every submission you make we will send you a free jar of The Bluebeards Revenge™ worth just one penny short of £15. Never mind that though - once a month we will run an online competition to judge the best submission in the preceding 30 days and the winner will get a £100 voucher to spend at The Shaving Shack - the UK's premier online shaving shop.
Final Warning!
Please do not hurt yourself in the making of your submission. For that matter don't anyone else either. If your contribution should feature explosives, fast cars, very, very sexy women, base jumping, bungee jumping etc then please be sure to wear the correct protection and of course use appropriate equipment.
Please email your video to bluebeardstv@bluebeards-revenge.co.uk
