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The Bluebeards Revenge Cuban Gold Soap (175g)

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The world has gone to hell in a hand cart, the stock market has bombed, your currency is worth the square root of stuff all and the machines are taking over the world; what do you do? Turn to gold, of course!

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The Ultimate Bar of Soap for Real Men

The world has gone to hell in a hand cart, the stock market has bombed, your currency is worth the square root of stuff all and the machines are taking over the world; what do you do? Turn to gold, of course!

In this case jump in the shower and freshen up with our priceless bar of pure gold (soap) – after all, you might as well face Armageddon smelling good! Properly manly, The Bluebeards Revenge Cuban Gold Soap is good in any crisis.

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Directions For Use

Incredibly, the law does say that we need to instruct you in the art of using soap, so here goes. Add water to create a fine lather, rub into body from head to toe, then rinse off. Simple! This is also a fine opportunity to check the family jewels for any unwelcome lumps or bumps, so go right ahead and have a good firtle. If you do find anything unusual on the nuttage then please refer to your physician straight away.

Ingredients

Aqua, glycerin, propylene glycol, sodium stearate, sorbitol, sodium laurate, disodium lauryl sulfosuccinate, parfum, sodium chloride, stearic acid, lauric acid, tetrasodium etidronate, pentasodium pentetate, CI 15510.

Dimensions

175g measuring approximately 10.5cm x 5cm

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