Millions of men all over the world share a common problem - that tough stubble that seems to defy the attentions of every shaving product and blunts the edge of the keenest razor - "Blue Beard".
Misery?
Do you endure the morning misery of tackling your "Blue Beard" with inadequate products designed for the bum fluff brigade? Do you get to the point where your face is on fire after an abortive attempt to produce a result that will last beyond afternoon tea? Are you fed up to the back teeth with a 5 O'clock shadow appearing before lunch?
It's Your Own Fault!
Are you using a tin of fluffy super market foam or perhaps some super expensive, designer label concoction more akin to face cream than a shaving preparation for real men? If so you should know better - these guys are only interested in flogging you girly products at massive margins - you need a shaving solution designed for Blue-Beards by fellow sufferers!
The Ultimate Shaving Solution for Real Men™
We can't help being charged up with beard inducing testosterone that produces sand paper tough stubble that can cut glass - but we can choose a shaving solution that works!
Designed by a real life Blue Beard who was bored to death with being a Desperate Dan look-alike, The Bluebeards Revenge™ is a premium range of quality shaving and skincare products aimed at 'manly' men.
Paraben Free Shaving Cream Containing Decelerine™
The flagship product in the range is a paraben free, premium quality shaving cream with added ingredients like Decelerine™ to specifically combat tough stubble. It has been formulated to our unique specification in one of the UK's premier male cosmetics laboratories who are renowned experts in the field of shaving cream.
Razor Rash & Burn - You Have Been Warned
Our customers tell us that using The Bluebeards Revenge™ virtually eradicates shaving rash, burn and those uncomfortable lumps and bumps. If you are a masochist and love a bit of pain first thing in the morning then you should not use The Bluebeards Revenge™ as it will give you a clean, smooth, painless shave.
Warning - Bum Fluff Brigade
If you are a fully paid up member of the bum fluff brigade then The Bluebeards Revenge is simply not for you. May be respectfully suggest that you try some of the foamy stuff you can get from any supermarket. The Bluebeards Revenge is for Real Men. Your pathetic excuse for whiskers don't deserve The Bluebeards Revenge. Before buying any product in The Bluebeards Revenge™ range, we strongly advise that you read this page very carefully.
Love Life Warning
Standy to repel borders - when we selected the scent we went through a fastidious process to ensure that The Bluebeards Revenge™ smelt totally delicious to both the user and the fairer sex. And my did we pull it off - universally acclaimed for being masculine but ever so irresistible when it comes to the ladies The Bluebeards Revenge™ is going to change your love life. Expect a few admiring neck nuzzles from the love of your life as she not only checks out your smooth shave but takes a sly sniff at the same time. Sorry chaps - we couldn't help it! Take advantage when you can, even if it means being late for work.
London Wasps play the lead role in our latest 'Train Hard Shave Easy' commercial. The advert sees Wasps players Charlie Davies, Simon McIntyre and Mitch Tamiau put through their paces by a demanding fitness coach, played by British supermodel Katie Green. It ends with the gorgeous Katie giving Charlie a very close shave using the brand's luxury shaving products.
